Comments for Essentially Momming http://essentiallymomming.com It's Funny Because It's True. Tue, 09 Oct 2018 16:21:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.8 Comment on Things Every Woman Needs This Fall. Hint-It’s Not Pumpkin Spice Tampons. by Michelle Briggs http://essentiallymomming.com/things-every-woman-needs-this-fall-hint-its-not-pumpkin-spice-tampons/#comment-102 Tue, 09 Oct 2018 16:21:34 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=266#comment-102 Ok, TOTALLY getting that deodorant!!

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Comment on The Real Effect of Eating Carbs: The Story That Started My Blog by Terri http://essentiallymomming.com/the-real-effect-of-eating-carbs-the-story-that-started-my-blog/#comment-101 Sat, 29 Sep 2018 02:53:44 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=306#comment-101 Ha! Carbs love me. They make homes in my butt tummy and arms. Sigh.

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Comment on This Is What Happens When You Choose A Carnival Doctor by EssentiallyMomming http://essentiallymomming.com/this-is-what-happens-when-you-choose-a-carnival-doctor/#comment-100 Fri, 21 Sep 2018 17:12:01 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=294#comment-100 Happy Friday Marianne! Glad I help get your weekend off on the right foot. Stay away from Carnivals!

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Comment on This Is What Happens When You Choose A Carnival Doctor by Marianne Johnson. (Frankie’s mom) http://essentiallymomming.com/this-is-what-happens-when-you-choose-a-carnival-doctor/#comment-98 Fri, 21 Sep 2018 10:35:29 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=294#comment-98 Lindsay, Thanks for starting off my morning with a chuckle……

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by EssentiallyMomming http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-97 Wed, 05 Sep 2018 16:14:40 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-97 Thanks so much Tara! The struggle is real with boys!

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by taylorschulte22@gmail.com http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-96 Fri, 31 Aug 2018 22:42:41 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-96 Well there was enough left to get this lightweight high schooler drunk! To this day I cant stand the smell or taste of Seagrams Extra Dry Gin. Probably because of you bitches tainting it with years-old tap water!

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by Tara Regan Collins http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-94 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 12:21:55 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-94 I seriously CANNOT take it!!!! These blogs are so hilarious!!!!! Every single word and scenario is my every day life to a T. You sincerely crack me up! LOVE LOVE LOVE reading these!!!!!! ~Tara

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by EssentiallyMomming http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-93 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 02:19:56 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-93 It’s definitely still there. Like everything else.

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by EssentiallyMomming http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-92 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 02:19:28 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-92 OMG I just pissed myself. If I filled it with half water, and then you filled it with half water, Taylor was probably just sneaking water.

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by EssentiallyMomming http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-91 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 02:18:18 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-91 Thanks so much! Then I’ve done my job!

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by Rene http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-90 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 02:15:08 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-90 I have no kids, but I absolutely enjoy reading this blog! Lindsay you are such a talented writer and oh so entertaining!

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by Allie http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-89 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 02:12:16 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-89 ]]> Taylor, by the time you got to that gin and vodka it was half water …. because I too snuck that dusty, bottom shelf liquor in high school and promptly filled it up with good ole H2O 😂

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Comment on The Tooth Fairy: How I Changed The Game by Taylor http://essentiallymomming.com/the-tooth-fairy-how-i-changed-the-game/#comment-88 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 01:22:12 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=237#comment-88 I used to sneak it into the basement and bring it back up a little emptier. I wouldn’t be surprised if the bottle is still there, covered in dust.]]> I’m convinced that mom and dad (but let’s be honest, just mom) pulled this off every time by secretly dosing us with benadryl. World’s lightest sleeper over here and I never woke up once. I’m just saying that biage definitely drugged us.

And I know EXACTLY which alcohol you snuck out of the kitchen cabinets and I’m pretty sure I also drank off those same bottles of nasty old vodka and gin years later when I turned 16 😂 I used to sneak it into the basement and bring it back up a little emptier. I wouldn’t be surprised if the bottle is still there, covered in dust.

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Comment on To Be, Or Not To Be… A PTO Mom by Drugdiscountcardsdotheywork http://essentiallymomming.com/to-be-or-not-to-be-a-pto-mom/#comment-87 Sun, 26 Aug 2018 06:10:04 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=226#comment-87 Thank you for explaining 🙂http://www.the-health-pages.com/

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Comment on To Be, Or Not To Be… A PTO Mom by EssentiallyMomming http://essentiallymomming.com/to-be-or-not-to-be-a-pto-mom/#comment-86 Fri, 24 Aug 2018 21:40:04 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=226#comment-86 Thank you! I raise a glass right back!

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Comment on To Be, Or Not To Be… A PTO Mom by SES http://essentiallymomming.com/to-be-or-not-to-be-a-pto-mom/#comment-85 Fri, 24 Aug 2018 18:30:37 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=226#comment-85 I raise a glass to you – this is brilliant!

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Comment on Hunger Games: Packing A Lunch My Kid Won’t Eat by Lyndsy http://essentiallymomming.com/hunger-games-packing-a-lunch-my-kid-wont-eat/#comment-84 Thu, 23 Aug 2018 17:06:15 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=116#comment-84 This could easily describe my child and me. I should buy stock in Oscar Mayer because the only thing I can guarantee my kid will eat is pizza lunchables. But I would imagine after 10 days she’d be bored with that too. And she spends all of lunch talking so to build and eat 3 of those in the short time seems nearly impossible. And I’m not paying $40+ dollars a month for her to throw school lunches out.

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Comment on Not My Vacation. Part Two: After My First Trip To Disney… by CHERRYL HOLDEN http://essentiallymomming.com/not-my-vacation-part-two-after-my-first-trip-to-disney/#comment-83 Thu, 23 Aug 2018 16:12:13 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=176#comment-83 My children are grown but I really enjoyed reading this. I am certain I would have had a similar experience. This made me laugh more than I should have.Good stuff.

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Comment on Not My Vacation. Part Two: After My First Trip To Disney… by EssentiallyMomming http://essentiallymomming.com/not-my-vacation-part-two-after-my-first-trip-to-disney/#comment-82 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 03:07:25 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=176#comment-82 LOL! 50% of the time- so accurate haha! But yes, that was amazing- having our best friends there to experience it with us was the absolute best. And forgetting our stroller 62 times.

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Comment on Not My Vacation. Part Two: After My First Trip To Disney… by Megan http://essentiallymomming.com/not-my-vacation-part-two-after-my-first-trip-to-disney/#comment-81 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 02:59:03 +0000 http://essentiallymomming.com/?p=176#comment-81 You forgot about the amazing opportunity to surprise your son with his BFF at Disney and do all things Star Wars together–and hang out with one of your greatest friends ever in the hot blazing Orlando sun while following around our sons who got along 50% of the time! :).

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